Now We Know Why Mr. French Hates Santa Claus

by Michael Graham November 30, 2007 @ 05:33

Santa's too fat!

Suddenly McCall Middle School's declaration that
Miracle on 34th Street is "too objectionable" for 7th graders makes sense: It's part of the struggle against childhood obesity!

Well, it makes sense for Massachusetts, anyway...

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